Congratulations to Simon Petrie for getting a dishonourable mention in miscellaneous section of  the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest  for

Business was kinda slow at the 'If You Build It' sperm bank.

Simon Petrie
Hawker ACT, AUSTRALIA

The winner, btw, was:

Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like ( Read more... )